Never understood water slides. They are terrifying.
“Oh let’s go pay a bunch of money to re-live the feeling of being born!”
Seriously. Scream, slide, and surprise! Gross water. Birth.
Yeah but no; totally stoked that someone gave the kids gift certificates to this local Waterpark thingie.
Please God don’t let me see any band aids or weaves or *shudders* floaters in the water. This is all I ask.